The True Story of the Villareal Family

Welcome to the true story of the Villareal family of Windenburg,
a family that Definitely Does Not Have Any Secrets.

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Rating: T for teen, D for morbidly dark humor
Updates: Unpredictable while Manny is on vacation until late April ✌️
Themes: 👨‍👧‍👦 🎭 🌚 💘

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Latest

First

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Installment I: Family Fun Day at the Von Haunt Estate

Incident 1.1
“I’m So Excited For Our Family Fun Day!”
Said No Villareal Ever

Incident 1.2
Chivalry Is Dead And Knights In
Shining Armor Don’t Exi-

Incident 1.3
We Are Definitely Not Making Not-Criminal Plans, No Wait, That’s A Double Negative,
We Didn’t Mean It Like That

Incident 1.4
The Execution (Of A Plan? Of A Person?
Guess We’ll Have To Read To Find Out)

Installment 2: Plots Hatched

Incident 2.1
Why Does This Incident Take Place At The Von Haunt Estate? That’s, Like, So Installment 1

Incident 2.2
The One With The Renovated Pool

Incident 2.3
A Regular Family Dinner With Regular Conversation

Incident 2.4
A Regular School Night Where The Children Do Their Homework And Everyone’s Fine

Installment 3: Secrets Revealed

Incident 3.1
The One With The Community Pool

Incident 3.2
The One Where Luna Has Zero Chill
(Hm, Wait, That’s All Of Them)

Incident 3.3
Damsels Not In Distress Get Saved Whether They Want It Or Not

Incident 3.4
Six Chimichangas

Incident 3.5
Smells Like Teen – Hic! – Romance

Incident 3.6
One Person’s Trash Panda Is
Another Person’s Treasure Panda

Incident 3.7
Sometimes, Things Have To Get Worse Before They Can Get Even Worse

Installment 4: Schemes Brewing

Incident 4.1
The Villareals Smell The Neature. How Neat Is That? That’s Pretty Neat.

Incident 4.2
The Cake Is A Lie

Incident 4.3
To Be, Or Not To Be…

Incident 4.4
…To Sleep, Perchance To Nightmare

Incident 4.5
We’ve Been Trying To Reach You About Your Home’s Extended Insurance Policy

Incident 4.6-1
The Worst Idea That Ever Existed Part 1

Incident 4.6-2
The Worst Idea That Ever Existed Part 2

Incident 4.6-3
The Worst Idea That Ever Existed Part 3

Incident 4.7
No Use Crying Over Spilled Renegades

Incident 4.8
Nobody Puts A Renegade In A Corner
Unless They Choose To Sit There Themselves To Brood Excessively

Payment Holiday: Old Ghosts, New Haunt

Incident 4.9
There Is Only One Thing Worse Than A Ghost Who Burned Down Their House And Killed Their Spouse: A Child —No—

Incident 4.10 (Coming)
A Dinner Less Cooked Than
Some Of Its Guests

Installment 5: Skeletons Unearthed

Incident 5.1 (Coming)
Luna’s Mama Llama Drama

Incident 5.2 (Coming)
Yet Here She Was

Incident 5.3 (Coming)
Another Dinner, But The Only
Thing Served Is Roast

Incident 5.4 (Coming)
i’ll be watching you

Incident 5.5 (Coming)
bluffs

Incident 5.6 (Coming)
currywurst

Incident 5.7 (Coming)
sleep

Incident 5.8 (Coming)
doors

Payment Holiday: The Demon Wears Versace

Incident 5.n (Coming)
An interlude involving pomegranates

Incident 5.n+1 (Coming)
No pomegranates

Incident 5.n+2 (Coming)
Yes pomegranates

Final Installment: Definitely-Not-Criminal Plans

Incident 6.1 (Coming)
This incident is probably not about pools.

Incident 6.2 (Coming)
No more pools, I swear.

Incident 6.3 (Coming)
I always underestimate how many chapters it’ll take me to write a story, so Imma keep putting in placeholders. I will probably need more.